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"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.
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Get the half contender mug.Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.
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