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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.
Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.
by dahlek May 23, 2017
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Catting

Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.

It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.
Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!
by Catter85 November 12, 2018
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Cunting

Trophy huntingparticularly by needle dicked aristocracy or wealthy American gentlemen or their bleach blonde daughters:
Botswana has been doing so well with eco tourism but it seems in 2021 a return to the cunting of yesteryear is apparent.
by GabsG December 10, 2021
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Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.
Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.
by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018
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Irish Contingent

A clan that sets it goals at the highest levels of success.
Elite Gravy tried to be an Irish Contingent type clan.
by Marcus Suridius February 18, 2009
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Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".
1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?
by Dan February 4, 2004
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