cacum

A cock vacuum as a human.

Dave: "Damn you heard about Melissa?"
John: "You mean the cacum Melissa right?"

by 420dickhead69owo March 7, 2019

Catcussion

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

Cascus

A beard that hardly qualifies as a beard.

Hey nice cascus

Thanks boy do I need that shaved

by sean15 July 4, 2019

Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

cacosh

The art of dropping a deuce (taking a shit) at random public bathrooms; Sometimes known as landmarking, pinching a loaf, or a Fuck Vic.

Tommy dropped a big CACOSH at the Home Depot, and yelled out Fuck Vic!

by Conquered the temple April 23, 2022

CactusMaster

Truly the most incredible and sophisticated cactus around. He is showered in riches of all variety and is the master of all cacti.

Oh look it's that great guy I was hearing about, CactusMaster!

by cactus357 May 12, 2022

cacasmeer

caca

person 1: OMG what is that on the walls Vera?
Vera: Im sorry!! I used my cacasmeer on the walls. im sorry
Person 1: Oh its alright Vera! I kinda have a cacasmeer kink.
Vera: OMG actually??
Person 1: Yeah! I find it so attractive

Vera and Person 1: “aggressively makes out”

by anonymous November 22, 2022