Hawk Cry

A hawk cry is something empty-minded wifeys say when they are trying to reply to someone in an intelligent manner.

Bob: Hi, how are you?

Wifey: *Hawk Cry*

by Snuggie512 January 19, 2010

cry stick

A positive prego test.

I handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug.

by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010

anger cry

When you start to cry because you got so angry at something or multiple things.

Guy one- "what's up?"
Guy two- "I was in school and these guys where being assholes, then I lost my money for the bus home and then someone ran past me and floored me. It wasn't sore but it was the tipping point for an anger cry..."

by Jakewake52 December 31, 2014

crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016

cry juice

Cry juice is the stuff that lets you cry. If you run out, then you can't cry anymore. It's like a specified amount and goes down when crying.

"Hey are you okay? Are you crying?" "Nope. Plus, I ran out of cry juice years ago."

by Nadernad February 25, 2019

Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).

Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.

by WatcherMark May 12, 2019

Crying in Chunkaneheheese

To cry in chinkaneheheese is the act of crying in a manner most chanki

This word is a verb

It originated in the tudor courts, around 1563, when queen Elizibeth I cried

I tried to talk to Daniel, but before any words could come out, the tears started. I was crying in chunkaneheheese

by Johann Sebastian Snuff June 6, 2019