Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
Get the crooked moneymug. Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
Get the Jacob Crooksmug. 
by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. by jay parker November 26, 2022
Get the Crookmug. When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
Get the Crookedmug.