by original3mta3 September 09, 2008
by Definitely a human! August 28, 2022
A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.
by Whitney June 24, 2003
A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
by Skillz-911 November 21, 2016
Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
by SkookLyn February 29, 2012
you're such a corn-tan.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
by corn-tanner March 27, 2010
by poopstick master January 22, 2011