Scooch your cooch

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.

"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."

by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm

guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm

by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022

Lower cooch sag

the extra fat surrounding, devouring, engulfing, or chilling next to a woman's vagina.

John: Your lower cooch sag makes me hungry.
Alice: Why thank you

by The victorious victoria January 17, 2009

Skooch ya cooch

The act of telling a woman to move, or a woman moving. Cooch in this situation refering to a womens vagina.

Pissed off guy: hey bitch your in my seat, skooch ya cooch!
Bitch: fine I'll move.

by Pissed off Keagan July 8, 2009

Cooch

the definition of Luis Marroqueef and gay people.

Me:
alright your a cooch

Enrique:
and you are too

Me:
no your the ultimate cooch

Enrique:
your an ultra super dooper cooch!

Me:
well your a hyper mega wide cooch

Enrique: your teresa's cooch

Me:

no

your a complete cooch

a super cooch

cooch is the total definition of you

and your just a straight up cooch. end of story

by The cooch January 30, 2010

dry ass cooch

An abnormally dry vagina. For women who share underwear, having a dry ass cooch can be a detractor or a positive.

I don't want those panties, they had your dry ass cooch on them.

by markeee2239 March 11, 2011