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going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District May 1, 2018
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crack cone

omg halle is such a crack cone
by ytewhghj October 1, 2017
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cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
by GlazeHer October 10, 2017
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Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
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cone packer

A cone packer or cone packers; people who pack pre rolled cone joints and can’t actually roll
Kelvin: yo bro look at that kid filling his joint

Dylan: what a cone packer
by Cone packer May 12, 2018
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door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.
you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019
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DJ cone

A song producer, typically produces non-vocal tracks, typically in the style of instrumentals, But original tracks. Officially, his debut track was memories, this is disputed on Apple Music due to a technical issue on their part it seems and so there may be some argument as to what his debut track was.
John. “Have you heard the tune? “Paul, “what one, memories by DJ Cone?“John, yes. It’s definitely a big one “
by Brian badondi December 30, 2019
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