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Communist

A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist

Probably he likes Russian stuff
Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls

Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.
Communist canada will never be the same ;(
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Communist Glow

The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
by Dddddddddddpppppppp December 9, 2023
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Anarcho-communist

A follower of anarcho-communism, a political ideology that combines anarchism and communism
My grandfather was a anarcho-communist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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American Communist threesome

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023
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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile
Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right
by Realduce February 13, 2024
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