Semi-Colon

The area between the scrotal sack and the anus.

That girl was tossing my salad, with syrup, and licked my semi-colon.

by Seth and Vic December 9, 2008

Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.

Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?

by Schlangemann April 5, 2011

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Colon three

The smug moustache of smug success.

Orly? :3 (colon three)

by Maffz May 10, 2012

smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"

Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.

by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007

colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010