1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
by the-redneck-from-hell March 20, 2009
One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 02, 2008
The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 08, 2011
When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 29, 2010
A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.
"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."
"Yea man that sucks."
"Yea man that sucks."
by Yoboy ka December 09, 2013
by Dr. Awesome & Assoc. August 31, 2009