Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.
by Max the wise January 11, 2009

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it
by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

1. "Are you a chronic smoker? Keen for a grill?"
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."
by Diego September 5, 2003

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

Chronic Creek; Cannabis Indica of the Great North Country. It is among the HIGHest Presidential quality homegrown in the 810 area. You don't play games with Chronic Creek its not for the weak lunged. It is the first of many generations to come. Grown by the young-bloods of a legendary dynasty of a master growing bloodline. Established June 2010.
by Barrack Obubba September 25, 2010

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.
by ChroncCane December 18, 2007
