California Sober

Based on 100s of testimonies from the real and legitimate California Sober community:

California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizing Marijuana in Moderation.

Based on Demi Lovato’s recent Documentary, “Dancing with the Devil”, and her interview in ENTERTAINMENT, the phrase California Sober or Cali Sober received significant backlash from the Addiction Recovery community, because Demi Lovato mentioned that she uses both Weed and Alcohol in moderation and labeled this activity as being California Sober.

There is a general consensus that Alcohol is not recommended as a form of Harm Reduction.

After interviewing the founder of “Sober Saturdayz”, Kaitie Degen, the team at the Sober is Dope podcast; confirmed that the “Cali Sober” community expresses their own concerns because Cali Sober, has always been only WEED and no Alcohol use, as a form of Harm Reduction.

After some thorough investigation and interviews with the Cali Sober community, it is now understood that California Sober is system of Harm Reduction that excludes all uses of illicit drugs, prescription drugs, illegal drugs, and Alcohol, and utilizing only Marijuana in Moderation. Thanks to everyone in the California Sober community for clarifying this.
Hey bro do you want to score?

No, thank you. I no longer use hard drugs. I am California Sober. I don’t drink or do hard drugs. I only smoke weed in moderation as a form of harm reduction. I am 200 days clean from Cocaine thanks to California Sober.
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California dreaming

Iis often reffered to as a laid back fairytale- like mentality it usually means that one is hoping for something that is not going to happen. It is a state of denial
'My boyfriend loves me he would never cheat on me...." after he admitted to doing so.... you were california dreaming
by xcanelax August 16, 2011
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California Sunroof

I hated that guy so I seen his car, and gave him a California Sunroof.
by bert2006 April 25, 2015
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california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.
by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005
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California Fruitbowl

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.
Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!
by Scrotimus Maximus January 30, 2004
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California Stupid

A phrase describing the stubborn unwillingness to leave California even when one can’t afford to live anywhere due to the obscene cost of housing.
It seems that so many have become California Stupid to the point of sleeping on friend’s couches for months or living in a tent somewhere just to stay in the sunshine state.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.
*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.
by Trez774 February 07, 2011
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