chang bang

To be stood up. Particularly by a asian dude.

You got chang banged by Jonathon?

by bpear March 5, 2007

The Gang Bang Theory

A theorem derived from the big bang theory. The gang bang theory states that all women, consciously or otherwise, crave an infinite number of cocks.

Jerry's ex sure proved the gang bang theory when she fucked all his friends.

by Yavitz March 28, 2009

flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

bang and bolt

to have sex with someone and to leave quickly

He left right away such a bang and bolt

by Bottt January 5, 2009

Bang-Guilt

The guilty feeling (usually awkward, depending on your morals) that occurs in the morning when you see the father of the girl you were banging all night in the next room.

When I went downstairs in the morning, I had major bang-guilt when I had to share the same coffee pot with the screamer's dad.

by DeReese May 16, 2014

krang bang

To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Give that bitch a krang bang!

by Magic Larry December 23, 2007

Dylan-Banga

Another name for the male appendage, also know as a dylan-Mcbanga. It can also be defined as a burger; a DLT, Dylan, lettuce.... and tomato. A common variant frequently mistaken for dylan-banga is dilly-banga, although a dilly-banga is not a humerous word for penis... it in fact is an electrical device used for pleasure and/or for frequent recreation use. The term Dylan-Banga can be used loosely and is utilized by all classes of society.

Hey man cool dylan-banga, it looks quite energetic and symetrical, we should compare our dylan-banga's and discuss the similarities and differences over a mediocre upper class dinner.

by Dylan-Banga May 4, 2011