burnt hotdog

crusty wrinkly dick discolored like burnt hotdog. Burnt hotdog dicks are common typically among males of brown heritage. Brown hotdog dicks often smell like meat being kept on the grill too long

I saw that bro in the shower total burnt hotdog

by Alfred Vonstroodlemen February 9, 2010

burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005

burnt cheese

When you think you are going to fart but it turns out to be diarrhea instead.

I burnt cheese last night at work and had to go home early

by Bdubeudbesbs June 17, 2016

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Burnt marshmallow

The act of cuming in a spoon, heating it with a lighter, and eating it while it is super heated.

I made my girlfriend burnt marshmallow me last night.

by kingwithSWaG August 1, 2012

Burnt out

A completely worthless human being that is completely vacant, lazy boring, and uninteresting.
Someone who just dosent care or feel about anything anymore.

Mike is burnt out he dosent speak he dosent help he does nothing he's just a worthless burnt out.

by Rectified my asshole September 3, 2016

burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.

"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."

by UR MEM August 3, 2012