brown wings

Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).

Brown wings have an 'expiry time' of twelve months and are revoked after that period unless you keep up your 'air-time'. This constitutes at least one trip up bourneville boulevard from the initial date that you joined the Brown Squadron. Failure to do so will see you grounded,and no airman wishes that upon himself. Sticking your finger up her bum does not qualify you as a holder of brown wings, you will only be ranked as air cadet for this particular feat.

brown wings by Ring Commander Bear December 9, 2004

brown loaf 

To brown loaf (one word): the act of leaving your unflushed crap in the toilet with the lid closed, so the next person to use the toilet is shocked and disgusted when he or she opens the lid to use it. The act of brown loafing takes commitment, as the person who brown loafs must sit through their entire crap without doing a self-courtesy flush.

I want to get my roommate back for that feather and shaving cream prank, so I'm going to brown loaf him tomorrow.

brown loaf by El Duderino Supremo October 30, 2007

brown october 

a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl

I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.

brown october by Shitonya Brown November 11, 2007

Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized

Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye

Brown eye goodbye by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008

Brown Food 

Freezer food that you have when you can't be arsed to cook. Tastes like cardboard, results in ridicule and a trip to the shitter.

James: Having Thai-green curry tonight Dec?
Dec: Nah mate, having brown food innit.

Brown Food by Virgoodtayrunmeson January 24, 2015

Brown Ghost

A fart that, while sitting, escapes forward and upward - Pleasantly tickling your balls as it rises.

The best part about beans is it unleashes the brown ghost.

Brown Ghost by SkaOMatic June 19, 2008

brown flamingo 

Sex position: stick the girls head in the toilet and fuck her up the ass.

She was being a total bitch and I didn't want to look at her ugly face, so I gave her the brown flamingo.

brown flamingo by Dankables January 11, 2009