born in 95

Millenials, scrubs, Michael, turd burgler

This scrub Michael was born in 95, he's such a turd burgler

by B. J. Vadaszffy July 1, 2020

Borning

Born to be boring

Haxo is so borning.

by sdfvsddvsv22 October 14, 2020

Born to be

It’s when you’re born or be something

You were born to be a singer

by You know me already October 20, 2020

Borned

a retarded way of saying born

how were you borned?
its called born you stupid cunt

by mrmr dj42 May 23, 2017

born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.

Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.

by MrsPez December 3, 2017

born temple

Born Temple is actually the most disabled team in 2018

Damn dude, I heard that the guy in Ivory led Born Temple. What a fucking virgin.

by arkzyy March 13, 2018

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016