blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012

Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.

"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"

by Rennieman October 20, 2012

blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Blonde Gekko

A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.

I'm late because I got stuck behind some blonde gekko in a convertible with a no foam soy latte.

by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018

Blonde Boyz

Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

by Weegee420 October 24, 2019