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British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.
Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
by Synder January 25, 2017
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Botistic

Maxell is a botistic nigga
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Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
by EmmaDavid January 16, 2009
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British

Britain =

This is for the ignorant Americans (please, no offense - you are our overseas cousins), who all think that Britain is basically England... Errr....... nay...!

Britain is a united Kingdom of many countries. It is made of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and then England. Up until a short while ago, Britain (or the united kingdom - uk) had Hong Kong as part of it's empire... With Canada and Austrailia still part of the family nowadays.
American = Omigod! Are you Scottish?!
Scot = Yeah, I'm British.
American = But, you don't sound British...?
Scot = That's cos im feckin Scottish!
American = So... you lied?! You aren't British =P

Scot = *has a spasm attack*GAH!!!!!
by Crimson Charmed Cheeks August 8, 2009
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The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.
Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"
by wingman6796 July 29, 2009
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The British

A bunch of dumbasses in a small country.
Man1: hey are you racist?
Man2: no, bit the british push it close
by LetsBeFrank0719 February 16, 2021
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British Invasion 2k6

WAS going to be an amazing show, ended up with tear gas, police fucking people up, 2 cop cars getting busted, 40 buildings ruined. Nazi punks & skins started it, but the cops made it worse. Tear gased the building and fucked everyone up, when the riot was outside. Ruined a great show on both ends.
"British Invasion 2k6 was fucking crazy man"
"Yeah I know, the nazi started it up, but the cops fucked it over too"
by teargasfuckedup March 19, 2006
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