Bog Tour

Also known as a Nerd Tour or Swirly Tour

A Bog Tour is when they start by giving you a bogwash like normal, but they hold your head in there for the whole flush and wait for the water to go back down and flush a second time for a double full flush, then they do the same in the next stall, and the next, and every single toilet in the bathroom, usually ending with the dirty end school toilet nobody flushes, resulting in not just toilet water in your hair, but piss and shit also.

1. Kyle's hair was blond before a few of the guys gave him a Bog Tour, now it's brown haha!

2. "I couldn't believe my teacher made me solve math problems in front of the class while my hair was dripping wet and smelling of shit." - Eugene

by King Jazza! August 15, 2020

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Bog Trough

The toilet, the place you poo, the man thrown, the only place to hide from your crotch Goblins.

I am going to take me a dump in the Bog Trough

by Wraith the bever destroyer November 10, 2020

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H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

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Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.

I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it

by Chodebar December 14, 2018

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Bog Chiefing it

v.
Pushing through a particularly tough situation, despite one's resolve being completely broken.

Similar to fording the "muddy leg" of the Bog Trail, as the Bog Chiefs of old once did.

Often paired with the phrase "raw dick."

"How the hell are we supposed to get through here? There's no way!"
"Bog Chiefing it, raw dick."
"You know what? Yeah, let's Bog Chief this shit."

by Jugstream February 24, 2021

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