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boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 12, 2014
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stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
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Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
by K-Feds Harry Sack December 13, 2010
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Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
Look at Michael double boating over there
by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018
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roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.
"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
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Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012
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