Blowing Stacco

When you defecate with such force that feces is stuck to the toilet bowl. Can be hard, soft, or mostly liquid to work.

Happens when you have stomach pain, gurgling and horrible uncontrollably sudden bursts of gas. Rectal explosion happens! Your feces sticks to the wall of the bowl. You are blowing stacco!

by Stewy Stew August 20, 2009

Blowing out Birds

The act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your ass at high pressure

(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:

friend 1: "Dude!, whats that smell?"
friend 2: "I just blew out a bird man! I was holding it all through the movie."

Example 2:

"Don't sit next to Christina, I think she has been blowing out birds."

by the happy dater January 12, 2012

blowing up my newsfeed

When a person's multiple Facebook posts all end up in your newsfeed to the point that your newsfeed is mainly populated with that persons updates/fotos.

I got on Facebook today and my newsfeed was totally full of "Sarah's"updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!

by Euroinformer October 24, 2013

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

snow-blowing

An act which occurs during fellatio at the time of ejaculation, in which, as means attempting to avoid swallowing ejaculatory fluid, the fellatio performer blows the expelling fluid all over the fellatiated male's genitals. This technique may also be utilized for its theatrically aesthetic value during an erotic or arousing sexual performance (eg; in a porn film)

Girl... I was giving him head and then he came in my mouth..."
"OMG!... did you swallow?!"
"No girl... I started snow-blowing! ...and he loved it!"

by L!ghtBearer February 5, 2019

Mind Blowing

A highly passionate act of sex in which the man reaches climax while penetrating the woman's skull through the eye socket.

Kim decided that in order to prove her undying love to Thurston, she would submit to him on their wedding night, receiving his wild bronco thrusts into her skull in what was to be her first, literally, "mind numbing," Mind Blowing experience.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010