Martin Bishop

Martin Bishops is a skilled and consistent rider

‘Martin Bishops is a rider’

by Jonny Sins November 23, 2021

Wax The Bishop

Male masturbating. (Think about - kinda' looks like a Bishop, doesn't it)?

He could never make it through the pages of Hustler without waxing the bishop.

Bill could only get to third base with Susie on Saturday Night and ended up going home to wax the bishop.

by Poormigalito May 5, 2012

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

stanky bishop

when you are getting your salad tossed and you fart in the other persons mouth

I laid her down to toss her salad and she gave me a stanky bishop. Stanky stanky bishop, that bishop is so stanky!!!

by douchechilljason August 18, 2008

chunky bishop

A chunky bishop is an insult used when one is insulting a character who is slightly on the chubby side but at the same time has quite a respectable middle-class look about them.
PLEASE NOTE: If you have the experience of using 'chunky bishop' you may go onto the shortened quicker version pronounced 'chunky bish'. Please be aware though you may only advance onto using this abbreviated version when you have fully mastered the original insult, chunky bishop.

Pat:Hey, Adam you are such a chunky bishop
Adam (Posh tone): Well Patrick when you call me such insults i can only respond in a manner that will not furthermore encourage your poor sense of humour and of the english language
Pat: Well... whatever bish!

by Tomend and Pat August 19, 2007

Bury the Bishop

1. To insert your penis in the vagina of a woman.

This evening I am going to take Yumiko to my room and bury the bishop.

by Dairy Air March 13, 2009