boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

Outlaw Biker

A model for males which women prefer unconsciously over nice guys. While women do not necessarily like outlaws, bikers, or a combination of the aforementioned, the word partially serves to indicate the hypocrisy of female mentality.

Made popular and turned pseudo-mainstream by IntellectualWhores.com and the published Ladder Theory. Ladder Theory also uses the term Unemployed Alcoholic but Outlaw Biker and Unemployed Alcoholic are not mutually interchangeable.

"Jane told Todd that he was like a brother to her, and that he was too nice of a guy. That same night, she fucked an outlaw biker."

by Turing May 2, 2004

Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.

Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!

by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012

bikered

Adjective. A word used to describe clothing that is too tight. Name originates with biker shorts.

The dude's pants were so bikered, I don't know how he walked.

by Non-bikered dude January 31, 2005

Italian Banker

Fake sexual position mentioned on Dirty Sexy Money. Refers to the Italian Chandelier, also similar to the reverse cowgirl. The man is on the bottom facing up. The woman is above him, also facing up. The female does most of the work and can use her hands to remain above.

After a few minutes of the Italian Banker she was glad for attending all those spin classes.

by Jack Ryan October 30, 2007

banker

engineer of genocide

Rudolph Giuliani has decided to become a wall street banker.

by mumbly_joe December 1, 2004

banker bashing

The act of blaming investment bankers for all of society's woes and publicly chastising them for their greediness and stupidity.

During the financial crisis, banker bashing was championed by the media and political elites, who have been leading a campaign to limit their extravagant bonuses. Before paying back TARP funds, bankers pretended to care, but have since returned to their greedy ways.

"I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street", said President Barack Obama, a typical example of banker bashing.

by abdallahchamas December 16, 2009