bickledirzy

a burning, stinging, itching crap that starts solid before juicy hell breaks loose

dude that mexican food gave me the worst fucking bickledirzy in the world

by Jobi646 March 4, 2008

company bicycle

A female at work who has provided sexual attention to many of her male co-workers.

At Amazon Rasan and many others have screwed the company bicycle Nicole.

by John Daily April 15, 2008

Bichon Frise

A little white dog that is the total bomb, if you want a loyal & faithful companion. My wife wanted a dog & settled on the Bichon because he is non-allergenic, and I basically acquiesed, with the provision tha he would be her responsibility. We got a rescue Bichon, and it is scary how closely he & I have bonded. He is truly my best friend, totally loyal, devoted, friendly, and playful. I work nights, and he is there at the door every morning when I return to welcome me home. He looks like a little puff-ball, but he is pure male, chasing lizards & rabbits with pure abandon. Great watchdog while I'm gone. I couldn't recommend this breed more - I only worry about the inevitable, as I will likely outlive him, but I don't even want to think about that. Get a Bichon, and you won't be sorry.

My wife wanted a Bichon Frise, and I rolled my eyes, but now we're inseperable...

by mcyofd April 19, 2009

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

Throbbing Bicycle

The Throbbing Bicycle is a daring sexual act, which is extremely difficult to accomplish, but will make you feel magnificent if you pull it off! in which a female is on hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her, exposing her open anus. The male, about 50 feet away with his pants off and on a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot away from the female. He well then jam the front brake, causing his bike to buck him forward at an exceding speed through the air, sending his erect penis into the woman's anus at a speed close to 20 mph.

Sally thought I was just being kinky- till I ripped her ass apart with a throbbing bicycle. Now she doesn't call me anymore.

by Squishy Banana December 14, 2008

bicket

A chalet. Mobile phone predictive text for the word 'chalet' is bicket.

We're going on holiday and we'll be staying in a bicket.

by badteacake May 1, 2009

Bictomaniac

A person who accidentally, unconsciously, or subconsciously steals Bic© Lighters.
A Bictomaniac may steal zero to an infinite number of lighters.
The accidental thievery occurs at festivals, concerts, bars, house parties, smoking circles, etc.

Arriving home from the festival, Eva, who is not usually a bictomaniac, reached into her Back Back and discovered a multitude of colorful lighters. She felt terrible for her accidental theft.

by KaRon Westmoreland February 9, 2018