BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.

*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*

by MelloxHart March 21, 2010

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not being funny but

UK way of letting someone know you're about to say something that might sound weird or insulting, and you mean it.

Also used to display general impatience/frustration.

Not being funny but I'd rather eat my own lips off than go out with you.

Not being funny but is this going to take all night?

by pineappleyoghurt June 19, 2016

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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011

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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009

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