Ben

Smarter than people know, lazier than most, can't dance for shit but can slow dance any day, any mood, loving but not the most attractive, but he's got these great blue eyes that shine like steel. His hair isn't anything interesting, but it's hair. He enjoys sports but he only truly excels at one to two sports.

*in the gym*
(Insert last name)!

*enter Ben*
Ben: Hello folks

by Thatguybenb May 19, 2022

Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020

Ben

Ben is the best type of guy. He is sweet, loving, caring and has the best sense of humour. If a guy named Ben is trying to hit on you, give him a chance, as you will not regret it. Bens are the best boys to date, because they will make you laugh and will be loyal to you no matter what.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Ben is trying to take me out!!”
Person 2: “Trust me, you will not regret it!”

by NicePerson19 March 3, 2020

Ben

he do be simpin'

ben do just be a simp.
simple as.

"omg have you heard jaedyn is dating ben? girl lucked out, he's a complete simp"

by biwow March 10, 2020

Ben

A man with unusually small genitals. Has blonde hair is tall and is polish. But is a big gay. A man that is always lost. Also has a short fuse but will not admit it. In addition he loves big cock.

Ben is a big gay.

by DATGoldenBoy June 28, 2018

Ben

{Ben is a hottie he likes to eat girls shoulders when he hugs them and always has a friend named Maddoc or Charley he is sporty and gets all the girls Ben has a 12 inch dick}

Ben u ate $&@:” shoulder when u hugged her why??!!!

by tomthepussylegend May 23, 2019

Ben

Ben is a crazy racist sexist pervert. He wants to rape his mom

Man you are a ben

by Cgbductjc December 5, 2019