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Bullshitting

Bullshitting, talking up a storm, having a good time, sometimes referred to as a way to spend the time.

If you spend hours talking with someone, you can be considered to have been "bull-shitting" with them for a few hours.
"I was just bullshitting with this cute girl, we were talking up a storm."
by OREDauG May 11, 2015
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Stupid Bullshit

Anything completely lacking in value, purpose, and lacking a positive contribution to the matter at hand. As 'bullshit' or 'b.s.' is usually used to denote something as meaningless or without practical value, stupid adds more derision. Can also be used in the sense of 'drama'
At work they set up this new way to handle orders, and Johan and me both think it's nothing but stupid bullshit, man.

Also;

Jerry's ex-old lady came over and started a bunch of stupid bullshit, man.
by RevDrDark May 14, 2006
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Bullshit Marathon

The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.
Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.
by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009
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Bullshit Transfer

The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time.

In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break.
Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.

Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather.

2 of many examples of Bullshit Transfer
by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009
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Bullshit Boomerang

When you say one little thing to someone and it gets twisted so much that by the time it comes back around it is a load of bullshit.
Me: That girl needs to learn some manners.
gossip: I hear that.

1 Week later

Derp: Why have you been calling me a slut, bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Me: woah That was a real Bullshit boomerang.
by Fairydurt October 24, 2011
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Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.
I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.
by HuggyHand January 1, 2012
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Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
by Oh my my February 19, 2015
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