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the basement syndrome 

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.
Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"

Flood in the basement 

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.
I wanna give her a flood in the basement.
Flood in the basement by PP December 3, 2003

wet basement N.J. 

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.
Wet basement N.J. is a major problem.
wet basement N.J. by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

wet basement 

Wet moldy basements can destroy your home.
I let my wet basement go and my house will never be the same.
wet basement by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

Pop Down Trailer Basement 

The room of a trailer where a child over 30 years old lives; because they refuse to move out from their parent’s trailer.
John: Hey Craig have you ever seen Steve’s place?
Craig: No, but I heard he lives with his mom in a trailer park?
John: Yeah, he does, its good thing she has a pop down trailer basement for him to live in.

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.
Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?
ass-basement by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011