allergy barbecues

a word to describe a person who is not only chaotic and emotional but serious and numb. they will dance on an elevated surface but they don’t do drugs or alc.

Tyler: YOOOO did you see her at that party??
Max: Yeah that was allergy barbecues 🥰

by allergybarbecues May 30, 2020

Texas barbecue

Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.

Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.

Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”

Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”

by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020

Ukrainian barbecue

Hitting the crystal pistol
Having some shardonnay
Blowing ice clouds

The chef was really keen to fire up the Ukrainian barbecue

by Bbqpitmaster February 13, 2021

Afghan barbecue

When you Dutch oven someone but let a full poo out.

Last night sucked, this guy gave me an Afghan barbecue.

by Dickhole6669cuk January 16, 2022

Butthole barbeque

Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.

Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"

by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023

Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024

Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025