banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Banter

The fine art of taking the piss!!

Banter!!

Josh- what's that stupid stupid smile on your face Brian?
Brian- I bang this filthy bird last night.... his name was Jamie!

#bants #cant take a joke #wetwipe

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter

Something that is funny or a joke

Smooth - deadshot has no banter

Viper - his gun skills are the joke

by Smooth ops August 16, 2023

Banter

Madge probably made it

Coorrrr thats banter, Madge must of told you that one

by Madge0 June 20, 2019

constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary

Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese

by tagwan November 13, 2013

Banter

Not whatever the fuck rhea just did

Ayyy banter

by Bigpussydixkcunt October 31, 2018

punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto

Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"

by JKalinski April 13, 2011