badger 

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.

Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!

badger by Flota September 17, 2005

badger 

To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.

'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.

badger by Paulo Le Donk August 15, 2006

Money Badger

Representative Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, who is known for a budget that he claims will preserve current government programs without bankrupting the nation.

Even though the congress and the president made claims regarding stimulating the economy, the Money Badger did a thorough analysis that refuted their assertions.

Money Badger by Puchin August 12, 2012

horny badger 

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

horny badger by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

Mexican badger 

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

Mexican badger by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

Badger Fighting 

The act of ingaging in a vigorous make out session with a questionable girl.

Trey was caught badger fighting in the hallway.

Badger Fighting by Tr1xSter December 3, 2011

Badger's Milk 

Badger's Milk is a potent concoction shot of Wild Turkey 101, half & Half and Sabra Liqueur.

Badger's Milk was founded on February 25, 2012 at the Chandelier Bar located in the Cosmopolitan. Badger's Milk unleashed it's powerful vengeance on an unsuspected Party Crew, incapacitating all those who dared to consume the Badger's venomous Milky like substance.

Be WARNED. "The Honey Badger don't care!"

Badger's Milk by Chewed Sideburn May 23, 2012