Backdoor Jim

A half-man who enjoys reciveing back door fun while being totally useless to all works with

He is such a backdoor jim, all he does is pad his time sheet, waste project time and annoy people

by Steelthrower September 17, 2008

backdoor ball return

anal sex

wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

Backdoor Mary

When a new baby is born, before the umbilical cord is cut, the baby is immediately placed in the mother's asscheeks. This may be difficult so placing the newborn child as far up in there as possible is the main objective. According to legend the first child this act was ever done to was named Mary.

Dude is it true that when you were born you were given the backdoor mary?!

by milwaukeemailman May 7, 2009

Backdoor Billy

Bildo Pornboss

That guy looks just like backdoor billy... wait that IS Bildo!!!

by Bill February 21, 2004

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

The Old Front Door Backdoor

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.

“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*

by Link0389 May 12, 2021

Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo

the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.

"My wife let me whip out the electric wookie backdoor boogaloo and cork the brown eye last night."

"Righteous, much."

by C. Sampson May 25, 2009