Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

Burrito Breath by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016

burrito penance 

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

burrito penance by Deome October 6, 2016

burrito meat 

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

burrito meat by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

burrito sock by Boom man July 8, 2016

burrito ass 

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

burrito ass by dictat-har June 27, 2016

burrito pile 

Sexual encounter with a big chested, heavy set, woman. Typically, the encounter is brought on by over consumption of alcohol. The female usually exhibits an aggressive sexual attitude while the male exhibits an over estimation of his sexual appetite.

I hooked up with Carol last night. It was a total burrito pile. Way more than I could handle.

burrito pile by Papa Ev June 3, 2016

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume

Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"

Burrito Blunt by McWeave May 16, 2016