deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

Locomotive breath

The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull

After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.

by Zulu Gulu June 8, 2011

lamb's breath

That real sticky icky icky!

i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.

by Mike Dexter July 18, 2006

kick breath

bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.

Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.

by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009