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Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
by K-Feds Harry Sack December 13, 2010
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Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012
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Boat Digger

An attractive female, typically in her 20's or 30's, who uses her looks to get involved with a guy who owns a boat.
Looks like Cheryl from accounting was out on the lake again, did you see those skanky pics she posted on Facebook? Yeah, she's such a boat digger.
by kk626kk September 21, 2016
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Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.
There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.
by GBrell May 3, 2009
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
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Boat roach

A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!
Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.

I bet one of them will let us smash!
by Dirtysouthernswagg April 28, 2019
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