Hop on blackout

Blackout, originally introduced as Criminality Killer, is similar to the "hop on crim" term. The term can be defined as 18 black men holding there cheeks open and absorbing all the light around you causing a blackout. then the big black men turn around and viciously penetrate each other while you are watching in the middle.

Hey saint! want to hop on blackout? Yes TP! I would love to be that man in the middle!

by realestrealestreal January 15, 2024

hop on blackout

a lengthy and tortorous sexual ritual where two individuals (usually of the homosexual kind) fuck each other until they develop frictions burns and lesions on their penis and pass out from the pain

Person A: yo dude hop on blackout
Person B: but im still sore from last time -~-

by sharky_p2prank March 24, 2024

hop on blackout

you want to kill and scalp guinea pigs while sounding yourself to redcards and then after doing this jerking off to green cards then raping commanders while you have a blade dancer sucking you off then after doing all of this you get mad rage quit and hop on crim

im cumming hop on blackout

by pugledugle August 30, 2025

Save a blackout For Vegas

This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.

Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?

Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas

Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?

by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025

blackoutz

Blackoutz can generally be divided into two categories, "High" blackoutz, and "obese" blackoutz. High blackoutz are classified by the inability to later recall any memories from the High period, even when prompted. These blackoutz are characterized also by the ability to easily recall things that have occurred within... the last 2 minutes, yet inability to recall anything prior to this period. As such, a person experiencing an high blackout may not appear to be doing so, as they can carry on conversations or even manage to accomplish difficult feats. It is difficult to determine the end of this type of blackoutz as sleep typically occurs before they end. 4 obese blackoutz are characterized by the ability to recall certain events from an sober period, yet be unaware that other memories are missing until reminded of the existence of these 'gaps' in memory. Research indicates that obese blackoutz are far more common than high blackoutz.
Blackoutz (food related amnaesia))
Recommended maximum intake of Food
A blackoutz is a phenomenon caused by the intake of food in which long term memory creation is impaired. Blackoutz are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia. 'Blacking outz' is not to be confused with the mutually exclusive act of 'passing out', which can happen after.

Bill-After that blackoutz last night I was on the toliet for 3 hours.
Bob-Damn I had a blackoutz last night I had enough dairy to feed the needy

by Whiffer December 6, 2010

black out

The only time travel known to man.

I black out last night at jim's and came to at my house at noon.

by APfromMSP2 January 14, 2008

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008