Biff

When you think you are pushing out a fart but you actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to throw out that 100 dollar Gucci underwear.

On a date with a hot chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"

Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.

by BootyConnosieur February 6, 2017

BIFF

Term used by me and my friends that is another word for super mega best friends

Zoe and Millie are my BIFF's!!!

by ourladyofsorrows.exe September 4, 2017

biff

a fail, messed up,

You biffed it! Why would u even try hitting that huge jump!

by FuckDontEvenNeedAFuckingName October 1, 2016

Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.

Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!

by TWIMC January 4, 2023

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

biff

Can be used to replace any curse word.

fuck- biff, jackass- jackbiff, bitch- biff, nigga- biffa, fucking- biffing, hoebag- biffbag...use your imagination. More of biff and less of %$#@!

Maddy: “hey I’m not sleeping over anymore...”
Matt: “aww what the biff man, why do you gotta be such a biffing biff!?”

Maddy: “holy biff chill the biff out dude!”
Matt: “sorry, I’m biffing mad as biff!”

by maddzillamilla January 1, 2018