Betty boob

What you name the left boob and you name the right one Bernadette breast

Betty boob is my fav

by Africasjoe August 26, 2019

fat betty

Vagina

Still haven’t seen a pic of your fat betty

by speak properly April 22, 2018

betty crapper

This is when you crap in an aluminium foil sheet and wrap it, then put it in the oven. If really wanting to hurt the ecosystem, turn the oven on.

We really messed with the apartment when we accomplished a betty crapper and left it for the owner.

by Ahshjdififjenenenemx January 7, 2018

Bouncing Betty

A Bouncing Betty is similar to a boob job but with butt cheeks instead.

That stripper gave me one hell of a bouncing betty. Her ass was bouncing up and down my dick.

by Ridemerosie January 15, 2018

Betty white

Betty white is being used when in response to a news story, people proclaim Betty White!!...as in I'll bet he is white! Often just a photo of the famous actress is posted in lue of words.

Awe man, three people got shot in the church last sunday.

Dang, that sucks, Betty White

by Doop Snog August 4, 2020

Betty-Lou

She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.

Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”

Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”

Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”

by YourHotFriend November 25, 2021

Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price

“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”

by LittleBleep January 1, 2021