heroin beer

Beer served at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary,Alberta,Canada. One beer will mess you right up and you will eventually experience the power of it once you get the worst headache you've ever had.

"I never really understood why they called it heroin beer.....before I knew it I was taking my shirt off and swing it over my head"
by FrankyG April 16, 2008
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titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".
I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
by sford February 20, 2006
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Beer Dump

The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.
Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!
by Chris (the sexy one) June 24, 2010
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Two Beers

The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"
The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."
by Jon (943) July 11, 2008
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sunday beer

The beer you drink on Sundays that doesn't remind you how much you drank on friday and saturday. Usually is a beer that is flavored with lime or another citrus.
I drank so much at our kickball game saturday I need some Sunday Beer to watch the football game.
by DDeno October 13, 2008
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beer muscles

n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.
Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!
by nofntalent April 13, 2004
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trail of beers

A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.
Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.
by sammietwoton June 22, 2012
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