finger blasting

the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering

johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.

by james October 29, 2003

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

Ghetto Blasting

Ghetto Blasting is the vertical version of the "hot Carl". Ghetto Blasting is when you shit against a large store-front window.

Dude, me and Pete are Ghetto Blasting the window in front of Nordstrom.

by Kung Fu Pirate Pants October 30, 2010

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Toe Blasting

fingering a female with a big toe or any toe.

The sult thought toe blasting was a fun and new way to get off.

by Dee31 June 4, 2007