alaskan turnpike

the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to use the frozen condom as a dildo.

my girlfriend lost her dildo, so we decided to hop on the alaskan turnpike.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

alaskin fireball

while having sex, ignite your female partners pubical hair on fire then ejaculate all over it to let the fire out

Brendan alaskin fireballed 10 times in 1 day

by jewenig238446 January 5, 2012

Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

Atlas Shrugged

Ayn Rand's fourth and most expansive novel. The theme of Atlas Shrugged is that independent thinking, and the creativity and inventiveness that comes from this, is the motor that runs the world. In Atlas Shrugged, Rand argues that if the "men of the mind" went on strike, the motor of the world would shut down and civilization would fall apart. This book is an important acheivement for Rand, because it is the most comprehensive basis for her philosophy Objectivism which champions individual rights and the only political system that protects them Capitalism.

"Atlas Shrugged was so awesome."

by optimk September 1, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck

insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though

The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.

by luckynumber4 February 13, 2008

Alaskank

a sluty, nasty, fealthy female that resides in the state of Alaska.

Shew!!!, did you smell that Alaskank, as she walked by??

by Paul Lunsford March 29, 2004

Alaskan Candybar

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

by PanamaMN June 5, 2008