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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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Homo Erotic Attention Deficit

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.
Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.
by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009
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Attentionless

The state of having no attention. A common side effect to attention deficit disorder. Being without attention.
I was attentionless today in class, I couldn't concentrate on anything.
You can't focus on anything!!!!!, you are Attentionless.
by http://www.attentionless.com September 26, 2008
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Insufferable Attention Coworker

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010
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Fight Attendant

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.
Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.
by BostonBruce September 5, 2014
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Lack of attention

Not getting sexed up. No sex. Not getting the “D”.
Damn i havent got none in a while, im “in lack of attention
by Char1ie June 17, 2018
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attention whore

A girl who will do or say anything to attract attention.
LilMsCanBeRite, the resident Genmay attention whore, posted pictures of herself nude
OMG! You are such an attention whore!
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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