The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 24, 2024
When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
by H2omeier June 28, 2017
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
Jack: fuck off
by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 20, 2019
A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.
Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.
by lnclndglsdb8 October 31, 2017
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
by pigeon cc February 26, 2018
"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 04, 2024