ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

Meaning of Council for Mutual Economic Assistance in English:

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance

PROPER NOUN

historical
fuller form of Comecon

Origin
Translating Russian Sovet ékonomicheskoĭ vzaimopomoshchi.

How to use Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns) in a sentence is still unknown.

Council for Mutual Economic Assistance (ˈkaʊns(ə)l fɔ (r) ˈmju tʃuəl ˌi kəˈnɒmɪk əˈsɪst(ə)ns)

by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 19, 2022

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019