Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.

If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.

by gabby_yabby April 5, 2021

Assassin Bear

Licensed to kill.
The global financial crisis isn't helping
him much though.
Please check the flyers.
He's offering one million per kill now.

you can kill assassin bear with level 10 or higher cat cannon

by memeaddictive June 21, 2022

MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sources

MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sources

MisterDaddySparta's Days Of Our Lives And Sparta - Soho Are Assassin's Creed Material, Object, And Sources

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.

I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011