Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
by DOC JOE June 6, 2009
Get the surrounded by assassinsmug. by BorthersXV March 12, 2022
Get the Assassin Batterymug. People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the assassinationmug. by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020
Get the Assassinmug. Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
by ◉ ‿ ◉ July 11, 2021
Get the AssAssinmug. We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
by richkid98 August 13, 2018
Get the one-star assassinmug. by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015
Get the unlucky assassinmug.