finesse assassin

To bribe someone of their belongings in a slayful manner

Yo i just got this laptop for free and i took his girl I'mma finesse assassin

by Jailileo November 30, 2017

The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.

“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”

by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018

ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018

assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017

Assassin Droid

A type of droid in Star Wars designed to kill important people. Despite being among the most badass droids featured in the franchise, they weren't done justice until the release of The Mandalorian.

Clone Trooper: We can kick battle droid butt!

Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...

Clone Trooper: Shit...

by Exterminator (not really) December 2, 2019

Assassin

Two asses in each other

YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN

by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011