Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
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The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!
by AlphaC November 27, 2019
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He also pulls no women.
He also pulls no women.
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