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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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Non alcoholic

Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.
Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.

Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
by the unbreakable 420710H December 9, 2021
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GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.
Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
by D.W. White July 7, 2022
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anj(alcoholic)

the baddest bitch ever turning mf 21!!! who's blacking out tonight? ANJALI. what do we call her? an ALCOHOLIC
have you seen that girl anjali?? shes such an anj(alcoholic). im gonna be an anj(alcoholic) because anjali is an anj(alcoholic).
by devydumdum December 24, 2022
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saranghaeyo alcoholics

“Saranghaeyo alpha” is a famous gc in the czech dance kpop community. They are a huge group with a lot of people. “Saranghaeyo alcoholics” is a new sub unit that includes the following members: Péťa, Dan, Allie, Míša and Laura. Their official stage names are yet to be annouced, stay tuned for their debut album called “Sip Happens”!
Person 1: “Omg have you heard of the new Saranghaeyo sub unit?”
Person 2: “You mean Saranghaeyo alcoholics? Of course, I love all of them, they’re my favourite members combined!”
by realjohnnyjsuh October 14, 2024
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spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025
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milk alcoholic

when you drink a lot of milk - also used for if you don't drink alcohol
I'm a milk alcoholic; all I drink is milk
by isniffroses November 18, 2025
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